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[I knew, from the moment I laid eyes on it, that this hat had been made for me. It, fit right between my horns, snuggly. Like, uh, my cranium had been poured right into it. (Not that this was, an actual possibility unless, I had been maybe hanging upside-down at the time.)

I felt, more assured with it on, as though it was an embodiment of my self-esteem. (Of which I have, uh, an abundance of, currently.) And I knew, I knew that there were things that needed solving, and I was the only troll for the job.

There was just, one thing missing. So, I turned to the local airwaves, for assistance.]


I'm looking for, uh, a dame.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-06 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp8der8itch.livejournal.com
No conceeeeeeeern? Well of course it is silly! Le gasp! Has our young pupa found his confidence?

[Her eyes seem to light up at the sure thought of it. Though...it is hard to tell if this is a good thing or a bad. Not to mention if she is being serious or not.]

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-06 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dependabull.livejournal.com
My confidence and, my self-esteem.

These are things that, I have already found.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-06 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp8der8itch.livejournal.com
Well I am glad to hear it Tavros. You know all those times I was just helping you attain it riiiiiiiight!?

[She strikes a quick pose. Tilting her head to the side and bringing her hand to rest under her chin.]

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-06 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dependabull.livejournal.com
[I could see right away that she sought to, distract me with her womanly wiles. Unfortunately for her, I was not the sort to be so, easily distracted. Usually.]

I don't think that, uh, your methods of helping were what, most would consider the best means to an end.

It's also, very hard to prove one's self-confidence, when dead.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-07 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp8der8itch.livejournal.com
Dead!? You are dead Pupa? Oh shoot! How did that up and happen?

[Hey look interest in what you have to say Tav. Was that concern? No. Probably not, just fake concern.]

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-07 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dependabull.livejournal.com
You say that as if, you don't know.

There's no need for you to play those games with me, you, uh, baffling broad.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-07 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp8der8itch.livejournal.com
Weeeeeeeell because I don't know.

[Shock and gasp is apparent!]

Tav, I would never expect such language from you! Tsk, tsk. I honestly have noooooooo idea what you are going on about.

[Strike a pose.]

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-07 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dependabull.livejournal.com
[I couldn't tell if she was, playing me for a sap or not. This one was, tricky.

She always, had all the luck in the palm of her hands. And she knew it.]


If you don't know, then I don't see why I should, uh, enlighten you.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-08 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp8der8itch.livejournal.com
Booooooooring Tavros. Come on tell me already! Is it a secret? I promise I won't tell.

[Here is another pose. She's blinking her eyes and giving a pout.]

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-08 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dependabull.livejournal.com
[She had charm, I'd give her that. But, I wasn't going to fall for that now. Not today.]

Sorry, but... no. I'm afraid, that this information is, uh, classified.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-08 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp8der8itch.livejournal.com
Ugh! Really!? Come on! If it involves your death I should be the first to know. You know after all of the thiiiiiiiiings I've done for you.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-10 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dependabull.livejournal.com
I think that, after a lot of the things you've done for me, you should be glad that I, uh, talk to you at all.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-11 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp8der8itch.livejournal.com
Hey! That hurts Tavros! I've done a lot for you! You wouldn't have confidence if it wasn't for me. That's the way I see it!

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-12 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dependabull.livejournal.com
I think, I might have preferred to get confidence in ways that... didn't involve the methods you used. Because, you had very little concern for, uh, my well-being and, my self confidence wouldn't do me much good when dead.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-13 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp8der8itch.livejournal.com
Mmmmmmmm, the way you make it sound...it sounds like I was responsible for your death? That wouldn't be correct would it?

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-13 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dependabull.livejournal.com
I guess maybe I did, make it sound like that.

But then, you also made me, uh, jump off a cliff. Which could have, also proven fatal.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-19 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp8der8itch.livejournal.com
Ohhhhhhhh Tav! I knew it wouldn't kill you! That wasn't the plan anyway! Neither was your legs, after all it was very, very obnoxious you and your legs. Not to mention aggravating. So why would I have cause so much pain to my own being. You, you silly, silly goose!

I didn't know I killed you though! Should I apologize?

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-19 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dependabull.livejournal.com
I don't, wish to hear your apologies.

I don't actually wish, to be speaking to you much at all right now. Um. I think spending some time apart, is a thing we should look into doing.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-19 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp8der8itch.livejournal.com
Well then! I won't apologize grub! Damn it! I hate you! YOu are a silly, stupid pathetic grubling.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-19 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dependabull.livejournal.com
Yeah, well. You... you are a... a domineering spider-bitch!

With. An ugly face.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-21 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp8der8itch.livejournal.com
Tavros! Such hurtful words! Stuuuuuuuupid pupa! Your face isn't sunshine and rainbows either!

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-21 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dependabull.livejournal.com
I think, there is a saying about sticks and stones that, I should use at this point. If, I could recall what it was.

But anyway. I am, uh, not speaking to you for a while. Like I said. So I think, I should end this conversation, on that note.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-24 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp8der8itch.livejournal.com
[She is frowing Tav. You have dissapointed her.]

Fine! It's not like I wanted to speak with you anyway!

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-24 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dependabull.livejournal.com
G-good.

Then, there will be no more talking.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-26 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp8der8itch.livejournal.com
Gog! Fine Tavros!

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