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[youarethepan]

[I knew, from the moment I laid eyes on it, that this hat had been made for me. It, fit right between my horns, snuggly. Like, uh, my cranium had been poured right into it. (Not that this was, an actual possibility unless, I had been maybe hanging upside-down at the time.)

I felt, more assured with it on, as though it was an embodiment of my self-esteem. (Of which I have, uh, an abundance of, currently.) And I knew, I knew that there were things that needed solving, and I was the only troll for the job.

There was just, one thing missing. So, I turned to the local airwaves, for assistance.]

I'm looking for, uh, a dame.

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[sp8der8itch.livejournal.com]

Weeeeeeeell because I don't know.

[Shock and gasp is apparent!]

Tav, I would never expect such language from you! Tsk, tsk. I honestly have noooooooo idea what you are going on about.

[Strike a pose.]

[dependabull.livejournal.com]

[I couldn't tell if she was, playing me for a sap or not. This one was, tricky.

She always, had all the luck in the palm of her hands. And she knew it.]

If you don't know, then I don't see why I should, uh, enlighten you.

[sp8der8itch.livejournal.com]

Booooooooring Tavros. Come on tell me already! Is it a secret? I promise I won't tell.

[Here is another pose. She's blinking her eyes and giving a pout.]

[dependabull.livejournal.com]

[She had charm, I'd give her that. But, I wasn't going to fall for that now. Not today.]

Sorry, but... no. I'm afraid, that this information is, uh, classified.

[sp8der8itch.livejournal.com]

Ugh! Really!? Come on! If it involves your death I should be the first to know. You know after all of the thiiiiiiiiings I've done for you.

[dependabull.livejournal.com]

I think that, after a lot of the things you've done for me, you should be glad that I, uh, talk to you at all.

[sp8der8itch.livejournal.com]

Hey! That hurts Tavros! I've done a lot for you! You wouldn't have confidence if it wasn't for me. That's the way I see it!

[dependabull.livejournal.com]

I think, I might have preferred to get confidence in ways that... didn't involve the methods you used. Because, you had very little concern for, uh, my well-being and, my self confidence wouldn't do me much good when dead.

[sp8der8itch.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmm, the way you make it sound...it sounds like I was responsible for your death? That wouldn't be correct would it?

[dependabull.livejournal.com]

I guess maybe I did, make it sound like that.

But then, you also made me, uh, jump off a cliff. Which could have, also proven fatal.

[sp8der8itch.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhhh Tav! I knew it wouldn't kill you! That wasn't the plan anyway! Neither was your legs, after all it was very, very obnoxious you and your legs. Not to mention aggravating. So why would I have cause so much pain to my own being. You, you silly, silly goose!

I didn't know I killed you though! Should I apologize?

[dependabull.livejournal.com]

I don't, wish to hear your apologies.

I don't actually wish, to be speaking to you much at all right now. Um. I think spending some time apart, is a thing we should look into doing.

[sp8der8itch.livejournal.com]

Well then! I won't apologize grub! Damn it! I hate you! YOu are a silly, stupid pathetic grubling.

[dependabull.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. You... you are a... a domineering spider-bitch!

With. An ugly face.

[sp8der8itch.livejournal.com]

Tavros! Such hurtful words! Stuuuuuuuupid pupa! Your face isn't sunshine and rainbows either!

[dependabull.livejournal.com]

I think, there is a saying about sticks and stones that, I should use at this point. If, I could recall what it was.

But anyway. I am, uh, not speaking to you for a while. Like I said. So I think, I should end this conversation, on that note.

[sp8der8itch.livejournal.com]

[She is frowing Tav. You have dissapointed her.]

Fine! It's not like I wanted to speak with you anyway!

[dependabull.livejournal.com]

G-good.

Then, there will be no more talking.

[sp8der8itch.livejournal.com]

Gog! Fine Tavros!