[Sorry, Tav. You know Gamzee's jokes are a hella lot worse than this.]

I can't all up and motherfuckin' explain it. Like. Like there are other mes, you know? But those motherfuckers only be interested in wicked bad shit. But like, when I take the slime? I can't hear 'em. Like it puts the motherfuckers down to rest, you get? I know, it up and don't even make motherfuckin' sense, but it is true.

[He is just kinda... stumbling over his words. He really needs you to believe this, Tav.]